Of all the shows people love to rant about on social media, The Walking Dead is the one that I'll never get into. It's not for lack of trying (I've watched the first handful of episodes a few times each), but I'm ultimately more interested in watching people get eaten by zombies than the interpersonal issues going on between the living survivors.

At this point, all I know about the show is what I've learned from my timeline on Twitter. The dude who played The Comedian in Watchmen has a baseball bat with which he bashes in people's heads. There's a kid in a cowboy hat, and the guy from The Boondock Saints can't die because he needs to keep his career afloat doing something.

Because of this, I thought it'd be fun to review tonight's (April 2) season finale relying solely on Twitter. Here are 10 things I learned,

Bad Haircuts Are Worse Than Zombies

Oh please. I knew Jadis was evil from the minute I saw those bangs. That's a double-crossing haircut. #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/2lLKO32SX7

— Carlen (@MrsCarlenM) April 3, 2017

Even in the zombie apocalypse, awful haircuts are still a dead giveaway of a shitty person. This lady is rocking somewhere between a mullet, the school shooter bowl cut, and the "let me speak with your manager" hairdo. That's the unholy triumvirate if I've ever heard one.

😂😂Never trust anyone with a haircut like this #TheWalkingDead #TWD pic.twitter.com/CVggmlRhD1

— Erica (@Aye_Yo_Erica) April 3, 2017